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South Park

Not Funny

Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.

The End of Serialization as We Know It

Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.

White People Renovating Houses

Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.

Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park.

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Viva Mars Vegas

The crew needs to recover stolen property from the Robot Mafia so they stage a casino heist.

Futurama

Naturama

Bender and the crew are reimagined as wild animals in a nature documentary.

Forty Percent Leadbelly

Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar.

Dirección General de Radio, Televisión y Cinematografía

Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison.

2-D Blacktop

Professor Farnsworth rescues the ship from the junkyard and joins a gang of street-racing punks.

T.: The Terrestrial

After being marooned on an distant planet, Fry is befriended by a young monster.

Fry and Leela's Big Fling

Fry and Leela try to get some privacy, but their romantic vacation goes very wrong.

Put It Down

Holiday Special

An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man.

Franchise Prequel

Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos.

Hummels & Heroin

Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.

Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs that are taking celebrities' lives.

Sons a Witches

At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.

Doubling Down

Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.

Moss Piglets

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.

The Stakeout

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

Seinfeld

The Robbery

Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.

Male Unbonding

Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.

The Stock Tip

George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.

The Ex-Girlfriend

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

The Pony Remark

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

The Jacket

Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.

The Phone Message

George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.

George regrets a nasty message he put on a date's answering machine.

Did I Stutter?

Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience.

Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car.

The Office

Job Fair

Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern.

Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client.

Goodbye, Toby

Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.

Michael demands Toby's farewell party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration.

Weight Loss

Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly (Amy Ryan); Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.

Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.

Business Ethics

A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy.

Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy.

Baby Shower

Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit.

Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit.

Crime Aid

Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all of the lost items.

Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school.

Average Joe's Gym and its owner, Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn), are both down on their luck. A fancy competing gym called Globo-Gym, run by the maniacal health nut White Goodman (Ben Stiller), is about to put Average Joe's out of business unless Peter can raise $50,000 to keep his mortgage. To save the gym, Peter and a ragtag group of Average Joe's members and employees enter a dodgeball contest with a big cash prize. In response, White forms his own Globo-Gym team to rout the competition.

Saskatchewan Film and Video Classification Board

Instituto Nacional de Cine y Artes Audiovisuales

Instituto de Cinematografía y de las Artes Visuales

Dodgeball teams (Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller) compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Super Hard PCness

It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.

Splatty Tomato

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children.

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town.

Dead Kids

Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.

Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman fails his math test.

A Boy and a Priest

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest.

The Problem With a Poo

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior could get him fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant.

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